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By Kellnerin (Sat Jan 05, 2008 at 12:23:30 PM EST) (all tags)
I like my new phone quite a bit (yes, I really did just say that, mostly because I haven't used it much as a phone), but not this much.


ATREIDES' DIARY ENTRY reminded me of a similar hey-there's-something-not-quite-right-about-this-guy I run into on my way in to work, only mine is in the Starbucks (shut up). Anyway, he hangs out in one of the tables near the counter, occasionally talking with the baristas, sometimes with the people waiting in line. One time he struck up a conversation with a woman behind me, opening with "Hey beautiful" and going on to ask her name, and talk about whether it was Welsh, Irish, or whatever. At times like these the city girl in me is suddenly completely transfixed by the display of mugs, coffee beans, coffee grounds, chocolate-covered coffee beans, chocolate (solid), chocolate (powdered), and other knickknacks on the display next to me.

This week they have Valentine's mugs with little impressions of hearts all over them in a rough grid, one heart printed in bright red, and messages of love scrawled on them in Starbucks script. I know this because the Guy was there yesterday morning and he noticed something about someone in the line behind me.

He walked up and asked him, "What do you do at _____?" I didn't catch the name of the place, but there's a lot of bio-med in the area. The man said he was a computer guy.

"Oh," said the guy. "I know medical stuff, I was wondering if you knew if they were hiring. I'm on this medication though, do you think that would be a problem? Computers, though, I don't know anything about that."

"Well, you can't be an expert on everything."

"That's right. I used to work at Dana Farber, I know all the medical terms, medical coding, but then they found out ... this medication thing, I'm OK, I do work and everything, but my memory's shot. I kept missing all the meetings, they thought, something's not right. I was going to say something else but I forgot."


AT THE BEGINNING OF December I got a new (to me) car. It's the color of D's eyes, which is to say it varies from a greenish grey to a slate blue.* When I was trying to come up with a name for it, I said to D that I wanted to name it something to do with its color.

"North Atlantic?" he asked.

So I named it Halifax.

Some things I miss about Synergy, my old Jetta:

  • Reverse was in the right place (next to first).
  • The sunroof control was in the right place (near the rearview mirror -- not that it's been sunroof weather lately).
  • It didn't yell at you if you didn't put your seatbelt on (I almost always do, but not if I'm going a really short distance, like from the mail box to my front door), and the driver's seatbelt wasn't so stretched out that it didn't retract properly without help.
  • It was easier for me to tell when I needed to turn my headlights on -- in the new car, the dashboard lights are brighter when the headlights are off, so I don't have that "hey, I can't read the speedometer" cue to turn on my lights.
Some things I like about Halifax:
  • It is the easiest car to drive, ever. It's so impossible to stall I'm probably becoming a worse driver for it.
  • It has a glove compartment. Not a particularly exciting one, but it has one. Period.
  • It has adjustable intermittent wipers, which is a really stupid thing to be excited about, except when your old car's intermittent pace always seems to be wrong for any kind of weather situation.
  • The cupholders aren't some stupidly small size that fails to really hold most cups.
  • You can set the clock by using the buttons on the stereo, rather than by poking with something pointy at two small holes in the instrument panel, which you cannot see once your hand is close enough to poke at them, and which aren't labelled, so that you always end up screwing up the minutes when you're just trying to set Daylight Saving Time.
  • The paint is not flaking off of it like it was on Synergy.
  • It has remote door locks. (Yes, ambrosen, I can hear you laughing.)
I feel a little bad getting over my old car so fast, but when I had to take spontaneous days off work to do things like change my passenger-side window from power to manual, and it developed angry-sounding rattling noises for the second time in six months, it became clear that it was time to move on.


BEFORE I TRADED IN the old car, D had taken out a battered old cardboard box that's always lived in the trunk, filled with miscellaneous useful supplies. When I got Halifax, rather than put the same ratty box in the new car, I went out and got a cheap plastic toolbox to put the things in. When I brought it home, D helped me sort through the stuff from Synergy, pulling things out of the box and handing them to me if they were worth packing in the new one.

"Rags for checking oil."

"Good winter hat."

"Screwdriver."

"It's always good to have a flashlight."

"Here's a frisbee."

"Some motor oil."

"Spare windshield washer fluid."

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy."

It was, indeed, a piece of plastic that had broken off from the interior of the car, and that had been tossed into the trunk at some point. We briefly debated transplanting it into the new box as a souvenir, but I rebelled against my packrat instincts and said, "No, let's get rid of it. I'm not going to come across it sometime in the future and go, 'Aw, a piece of Synergy.'"

So we tossed it. Somewhere.

After Christmas, as we were going through the piles of empty boxes, packing materials, wrapping paper, and so on, corralling them into garbage bags, something fell on the floor.

It was the piece of Synergy.

Aw, I thought. I put it aside. Somewhere.

On New Year's Eve, we lit some candles, and had one tall, partially burned-down pillar candle on the mantelpiece. At one point it burned through one of the sides and dripped a dramatic amount of wax onto the cajon sitting underneath it.

We brought the cajon into the kitchen to scrape off the wax, and D found a tool to get most of it off.

It was the piece of Synergy.

So we're keeping it.

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* I'm such a girl sometimes -- "I got a car!" "What kind of car?" "A green one!" It's a 2005 Accord EX-L with a manual transmission.

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Sigged! by ana (4.00 / 1) #1 Sat Jan 05, 2008 at 12:58:36 PM EST
We have a piece of toxicfur's car, so far still in the back seat of the car it came off of. I could imagine it getting transferred to another venue.

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin


The yelling at you for the seatbelt by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #2 Sat Jan 05, 2008 at 01:38:40 PM EST
Whatever you do, don't inquire about getting that shut off. A) you can't, the government doesn't allow it in the US, and apparently even discussing it with a dealer can get the dealer or mechanic in trouble, and B) the instant the topic comes up you will be surrounded by a fever-maddened horde of people foaming at the mouth and screeching about how you should always, always, always wear your seatbelt and that warning is there to save your life and how you're an evil person for even thinking you have a legitimate reason for wanting it gone.

(It wakes up my daughter when she's asleep and I go to get her out of her car seat. Since I always wear my seat belt anyway, it doesn't serve a useful purpose, and silly me, I thought since I was the one paying for the fucking thing I thought I owned it.)



you paid for it so you thought you owned it? by johnny (4.00 / 1) #5 Sun Jan 06, 2008 at 10:08:10 AM EST
What kind of pernicious nonsense is that?  I have alerted RIAA, MPAA, CIA and NSA.  A little gentle reeducation at this point will prevent a lot of trouble for you down the road.
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thanks for the tip by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #7 Sun Jan 06, 2008 at 10:53:28 AM EST
Though I hadn't planned to ask for that (I suppose that means johnny can rest easy knowing that I've been properly educated about my rights).

It mostly doesn't annoy me personally, except in very few cases -- if it even yelled half as often as it does, I could easily live with it. It makes me wonder, though, if the reason the driver's seatbelt is so stretched out is because the previous owner just fastened it permanently and sat on top of the thing. Which is my real philosophical objection to the "feature."

At least it doesn't do the same thing on the passenger side, since I notice that the air bag sensor (which, I presume, attempts to detect a person in the passenger seat to determine whether the passenger-side airbag should be on) can never decide if my backpack with a laptop in it is a real person or not. I'd be really annoyed to have to buckle it in.

Meanwhile, don't you shut off the car before you try to get your daughter out of her seat?

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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You have clearly never had kids by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 12:08:56 AM EST
Driving in the car with the radio on lulls the kid to sleep.

Turn off the radio, or shut off the engine, or turn on the dome light, and the kid wakes up. So, in my wife's car, no problem - turn off the dome light, slip out the door - close the door gently - go unlock the front door and turn off the porch light. (Note - my wife is still in the car, kid wasn't left alone.) Come back and open the kid's door, undo the car seat straps, gently move her arms out from the straps, then quickly and gently pick her up and put her head on your shoulder. Go inside, straight to her room, lay her down in her crib, then leave a hand on her back or her chest until you're sure she's completely asleep.

If you don't follow those steps, the kid wakes up, and now you face an hour or more of walking, rocking, or playing with a fussy, sleepy, cranky toddler until she finally collapses from exhaustion.

Oddly... you can go over railroad tracks, you can go over a speed bump faster than the bump is intended to allow, you can go around corners fast enough to make a 9 year old (or a frat boy, if there's a difference) yell "Squishy Corner!" Kid stays asleep.

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this is true by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #9 Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 06:52:02 AM EST
Which is why I think of cars as a mode of transportation rather than a mode of get-baby-to-sleep. So my (no doubt equally naive) suggestion is now: have the person in the passenger seat get her.

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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Not quite by notafurry (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 12:29:15 PM EST
We haven't - at least, I am pretty sure we've never - used the car as a means of getting the child to sleep. However, when we're out somewhere late in the day, we usually time our departure such that she's sleepy before we get in the car. It's much nicer that way; if she's not yet sleepy but a little tired, she'll scream to keep herself awake (because, you see, the world changes when she sleeps, and she might miss something.) If she's wide awake it's all fine and no problem (and she won't fall asleep anyway.) But it's convenient to have her fall asleep on the way hope.

And the person in the passenger seat is my wife, who A) is pregnant with our second and B) has a bad back. It's possible for her to get our little one out of her seat, but if there's another option, it's the one to use.

She could drive, which would also solve the problem, but generally speaking she prefers not to.

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WIPO: Toys by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Jan 05, 2008 at 03:50:10 PM EST
You never know when you'll need one.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.


Remind me to tell you about by johnny (2.00 / 0) #4 Sun Jan 06, 2008 at 10:06:03 AM EST
"substantial".

I like the description of the amount of leaked wax as "dramatic".
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the drama of the wax by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #6 Sun Jan 06, 2008 at 10:42:27 AM EST
I tried to capture it for you visually, but my photography ski11z are not really up to the task:

And, of course, in this photo, the wax is already gone. You can only see the cavity where it was once contained, before the breach in the candle-wall.

Re: "substantial," so noted, but I think it's my duty to remind you, at this juncture, to tell us about Mr. Lux and that punk-rock cryoscientist, Xristi.

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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Man, when that image by johnny (4.00 / 1) #10 Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 10:00:49 AM EST
appears on my screen, it downloads quickly from top to bottom, looking like something from "Aliens".  Creepy!

Your other point duly noted.  Back to writing now.
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