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By Kellnerin (Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 02:06:03 PM EST) (all tags)
As I was saying to bo the other day, "New Year's comes but once a year." So does the annual bout of consumerism, thankfully. But toys make it a lot easier to get through the shortest days of the year.


LAST SATURDAY was the first day of our vacation. I got to open the printer that D got for my gift, which I knew was coming and which was delivered (luckily on a day I was taking off from work anyway) in its own box, completely ruining any kind of pre-Christmas surprise. It's a color laser all-in-one deal, which is more than I had been expecting.

It did not have native Mac drivers, which was less than I had been expecting.

We got the thing in place, cables cabled, some stuff configured, and then dropped everything mid-setup to go to dinner at my mom's to celebrate the solstice. My brother-in-law reminded my mother that we have this old half-size violin lying around from when I was being taught, but never really learned, how to play it. Damn if my 4.5-year-old nephew wasn't nearly as good with it as I was back in third grade. 2.4-year-old less so, but hey. Their dad loves music -- they have various instruments around their house -- and my sister has the rhythm that I completely lack. Those kids are so lucky.

On our way out it was decided that I'd get the privilege of making the brandy sauce this year, to bring to my sister's in-laws for Christmas day, so I grabbed the book that we keep the recipe in and the cognac that we have in the house specifically for this sauce, because no one drinks it.

The book actually started its life as a scrapbook. It's full of newspaper clippings in the front, things we found amusing at the time, or ticket stubs and miscellaneous souvenirs from trips abroad. There are some pencil drawings my sister made as well -- a lot of really good copies of photographs from the sports section of the newspaper, along with some other odd sketches:

Too bad the other critter didn`t identify himself

("Desk" is a greeting that my sister and I adopted from her first job out of college when she worked for a commodities trading shop, and reported calling a guy on the floor who answered the phone thusly.)

There's also this gem from a high school French teacher of mine:

I get it, it`s like a koan

Somewhere along the line we started to add "useful" things starting in the back of the book, like recipes and take-out menus or phone numbers of restaurants we liked. It's in this area that the recipe now lives:

I had to copy this one Christmas when the original was getting too fragile and illegible to use from year to year

Everything in this book, just about, was created or acquired or inserted some time during my high school years, when I was still living at home, and my sister was either living there or close by, and around all the time. It's a trove of in-jokes, some of which I don't understand anymore (there's a bit of index card with the number "10" written on it, the meaning of which is now lost to me). There's also a copy of a recommendation letter for me written by a colleague of my father's (who also taught at the university I ended up attending) that claims that I come from a "scholarly family of the highest order," whatever that means.


ANYWAY, WE TOOK ALL THIS home, tried to set up the printer some more, until I got too tired and irritable, and went to bed.

The next morning, we managed to set up the drivers to print from my laptop, and I tried to get D to open one of his gifts early, since we'd now set something up. He deferred until Christmas itself.

The day after that, Christmas Eve, I juggled attempting to scan things with the printer with attempting to make the sauce itself. We had plans for dinner at D's parents that night, and the stuff has to be chilled.

"How old is this stuff?" D asked, looking at the bottle of booze.

"VSOP," I told him.

"I can see that," he said, "but I'm thinking it's probably VSOP since it's been in your mom's house."

In my haste I failed the "gradually" part of adding the sugar, so managed to make a huge mess when trying to blend it with the sugar, and also failed the "stirring constantly" part of step 2, and it got way too liquidy. While I was on the verge of breakdown (it's hard to explain how critical this sauce is to Christmas in my family, and I've never had to do it solo), D defused it by deciding to open his gift then. He'd mostly guessed that the long, oblong box contained a version of Guitar Hero, with guitar controller. So I managed to put the failed sauce aside and get ready for Christmas Eve dinner with his family instead.

From D's folks, we got a locker of frozen meat, which will be great as soon as we dig out our grill.

Back at home, D determined to get five stars on every song on easy, and succeeded by about three in the morning. We only had to be at my sister's in-laws by, oh, 1 o'clock the next afternoon (my sister was going to host and have everyone over, but then her mother-in-law wanted to host even more, so change of venue).


I GOT UP IN THE morning to try the sauce again, added the sugar gradually, stirred constantly, added the cognac, and it went all to hell. I stirred it and threw it in the fridge anyway.

When D woke up, I gave him his XO laptop ('cause all the cool kids are doing it), and he gave me, among other things, the Monster Book of Monsters.

It eats people who don`t follow the style guide

Soon after that, we had to throw the chilled sauce, egg white, and heavy cream in the car to head to Christmas supper.

We weren't doing gifts at this gathering, but there were some pretty cool toys anyway. My nephew's cousins had a marble run (out of which D created an elaborate contraption later on, while the kids were sledding), and my sister's father-in-law had a little remote control helicopter that the flew and crashed around the living room for our amusement.

There was a fire roaring in the fireplace, and after dinner, when the grown-ups were lingering around the table and the kids were back in the living room, they suddenly came running to report that the fire was burning down and in danger of going out. First it was my nephews' older cousin, then my nephews too. "Oh no, it's a three-toddler alarm!"

The sauce, once completed, came out a lot lumpier than it should have. It was probably chilled and unchilled more times than it should have been. Tasted the way it normally does, though. My brother-in-law wondered why there wasn't as much of it as there usually is (when we double the recipe and end up with a vat of the stuff) though I'm pretty sure it's his handwriting that notes that it's not necessary to make a double batch.

We got home in time to get in plenty more Guitar Hero that day.


THURSDAY MY DAD ARRIVED and we did my family's gift exchange then. Luckily my family is completely informal about opening gifts and is more about everyone having something fun to do at any one time, rather than having one person open something at a time, and everyone watch while that individual is the center of attention. The various gadgets that were given and received -- iPhone for me that had to be activated, MP3 player for my brother-in-law that had to be charged, and printer for my mom that had to be set up -- were pretty undramatic as far as oohing-and-ahing factor. I think my sister had more fun playing with a new hair dryer that had a retractable cord out of the box.

Anyway, between all this and the other gifts like books, shoes, and other clothing, I feel this has been a pretty decadent holiday week. I'm almost caught up on my Husi watchlist backlog (my justification for the iPhone is that I'll be able to keep up with Husi more often, from more places). I haven't thought a lick about work -- something I only realized as I was reading some other diaries here -- though as a result of all the various familial events (and, truth be told, some simulated guitar events), I haven't done anything on the WFC book either, sorry. Well, I still have a day and a half to do something on the latter. If I get my act together I might get this one done before the second set of five WFCs is over.

Happy flip of the calendar, everyone.

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I dig the book by discordia (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 02:39:22 PM EST
I bet the 3yo would, too.

Also, marble run: great game, but very challenging to get past the original setup.  A good way to learn patience AND planning AND how to put a six-inch plastic thing three feet through a plaster wall.




my sister by Kellnerin (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 03:22:27 PM EST
who is eight years older than I am, dug the book more. She loves anything that can be puppetted.

My b-i-l's brother (whose kids have the marble run) is an engineer and a tinkerer. (D's initial attempt was horribly unstable, which led me to comment, "That's why you're a software engineer ...) Anyway, I think the boys'll learn a lot about building sound structures that also kick ass.



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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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The book is awesome. by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 02:45:10 PM EST
It would be even more awesome if it actually bit, though, but I have a soft spot for dangerous critters.
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If you don't get a Bonnie, my universe will not make sense. --blixco


it can bite by Kellnerin (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 03:24:16 PM EST
But fortunately, doesn't hurt very much.

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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You always get cool books. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 03:31:56 PM EST
I'm still trying to find my own copy of the Codex for less than an arm + leg combo.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin


come visit! by Kellnerin (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 03:35:09 PM EST
We'll take the Codex down from the shelf and attempt to understand it. Then the MBoM can relieve you of that arm and leg if you're still wanting.

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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You are busy, woman!!! by moonvine (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 05:59:34 PM EST
And you will only get busier with a mini Kellnerin on the way in 2008.

At least that is my prediction ;)



Yikes! by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 06:15:39 PM EST
Don't scare me -- I'm not grown up (or evil?) enough to have a mini-me. We have enough problems taking care of inanimate objects, D and I.

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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xo by garlic (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 04:03:52 AM EST
how's he like it? i'm using my new one right now. keyboard is small. ethernet is stolen because ican't get  the usb2eth adaptor working. space bar is harder to use than all the other keys. haven't raelly usedany of the other activitise beyond browse, but that's what it'smainly for. GF was upset to not have solar panels or crank for battery recharging. OLPC syas that the c9mpany making the solar panels will sell them sometime next yaer.



did you post that comment from the xo? by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 11:23:01 AM EST
The keyboard is a bit tricky, but he hasn't really tried to do much heavy duty typing on it yet. He spent a while exploring the different educational stuff on it (if they do the buy-one-get-one deal again I'd seriously consider for my nephews), and he also had to mess with it to get it on our wireless, but it worked.

I was also a little disappointed not to have the crank to recharge, but it's still pretty cool. The neatest thing to me is seeing what happens when you try to design a new OS from scratch, without any preconceived notions, while being as culturally neutral as possible. May it remain Windows and even "desktop" free.

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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yes. by garlic (4.00 / 1) #17 Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 01:30:16 AM EST
the biggest change they seem to  be going for is a change on what a file is and what a program is and how you get saved work back. It's still a little confusing to me. I'm not sure I like the browse activity, it's pretty different in functionality from firefox -- no tabs, no find, no footer bar telling where links go to. I'm not a big favorites user but the way the faq describes it seems confusing. I'm going to keep working with it though, because it is new and things may change. It also brings back some of the excitement when I was 12 and we got our first computer and I had no idea what i was doing.

this comment went a lot better. I'm more confident about where the erase key is, and did better typing.

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as always by johnny (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 09:37:10 AM EST
a wonderfully written entry. As was the one before. Nothing more profound to add at the moment, other than happy new year.
Buy my books, dammit!


one bit I forgot by Kellnerin (4.00 / 1) #14 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 03:01:29 PM EST
which I'll add as a special johnny Bonus ExtraTM:

After D opened his early gift and had played with it a bit, he turned briefly to me and said, "I'm going to play with this all the time. It's going to drive you crazy."

"I know," I said. "That's how much I love you."

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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he is by johnny (2.00 / 0) #16 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 06:31:52 PM EST
a lucky boy.
Buy my books, dammit!
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I love ... by BlueOregon (4.00 / 1) #12 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 01:06:03 PM EST

... the MBoM.

I think I like "The Book" even more. When I returned 'home' for the holidays I pulled a bunch of boxes/bags out of 'storage' and meant to go through them and pick out the most important things to bring back with me, scan some photos, etc. That didn't happen. I also remembered that 1) that stuff will still be there, waiting for me, and 2) I don't need more "stuff" in Madison. I did, however, come across a bunch of old 'diary/scrapbook' things, travel journals, and the like. The most marvelous things go in those over the years.

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"The german quoting guy is a little bit out there." (fleece)


scrapbooks are wonderful things by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #13 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 02:47:36 PM EST
and I haven't looked in that one thoroughly for a while. Lately it's been straight to the "useful" stuff, the recipes and so on, then back in the drawer. Leafing through that, once I had it back in my own home, made me remember all the times my sister and I exclaimed, "let's put that in the scrapbook!" and ran to fetch the scotch tape. It's such a weird snapshot of how we were during a certain era, so different from where we both are now.

[Paging through even the "useful" section yielded some pie recipes from an old neighbor/babysitter of mine, and a menu from a restaurant that is no more, but where my father used to take me after school about once every other week, and we'd always get the wild mushroom pizza. This time when he came up, we went shopping -- at the thirteenth hour -- for gifts, and stopped by a Chinese restaurant in the mall. It was too crowded, and a woman saw us contemplating how popular it was and whether it was worth the wait. She asked us what our favorite restaurant was in the area, and my father mentioned that one, even though it wasn't around anymore. "But what's your favorite Chinese restaurant?" the woman pressed. "None," my father said.]

What I don't get, however, is "scrapbooking" as an activity in and of itself, that spawns whole sections in the arts and crafts stores. I think the best part of the book we made was that we failed to take it seriously in any way.

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"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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OMG Papa Kellnerin has the K. deadpan style by johnny (4.00 / 1) #15 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 06:30:41 PM EST
down perfect!
Buy my books, dammit!
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